Quickies: It’s European!

Jul 11, 20082

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Chunks of Michael Jackson’s face are falling off. (Hollywood Rag)

Carrie Underwood in a bikini for all you honky-tonk lovin’ rednecks. (Drunken Stepfather)

Guess which celebrity is the proud owner of three — count ‘em, three – pokey nipples? (Holy Moly!)

Lauren Conrad lets it all hang out. (The Rad Report)

Girl fight! Girl fight! (Websters)

Hayden Panettiere is engaged! (Ninja Dude)

Pictures of Amy Winehouse last night with a nostril full of blow. (MollyGood)

Liv Tyler is topless… and totally meh. (Derek Hail)

Jessica Alba says her baby was a mistake. (Celebrity Waste)

Lindsay Lohan’s signature fragrance debuts, and it smells just like you thought it would! (Robotzilla)

Scarlett Johansson and her wicked curves on the cover of Cosmo. (popoholic)

Guido in man-capris and water shoes gets totally played — and it’s all on tape! (College Candy)

Um

There’s a fuckin diffference between “unplanned” and “mistake”. For instance, Alba’s baby was unplanned…and you’re birth was a mistake…see the difference?? Fuckin stupid ass.

Jul 12th, 2008
abby

Nope, it was a mistake. Just like writing “you’re” for “your” is a mistake. It’s called elementary school grammar. Look into it, fuckin stupid ass.

Jul 13th, 2008