Jul 11, 2008
S.S. Eva Longoria Pregnant in a Bikini?
Tags: eva longoria, pregnant, summer supererogative
These pictures of Eva Longoria on vacation in Portofino took the gossip world by storm today, and “by storm” I mean “she looks fat.” Not that there’s anything wrong with being fat, necessarily. Just like there’s not anything wrong about having a lazy eye or psoriasis that thing where your head grows three time its normal size and shit oozes out of your ears. People like that can still live happy, fulfilling lives. They just need to live them somewhere far away underground in a sewer drain, where their fat ugly skin diseases and uncontrollable gas and ear secretions can’t infect the rest of us beautiful people. It’s what Darwin would have wanted.
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Bandeau tops flatter no one, least of all small-boobied women. I think bandeau is French for “Bandaid for twin mosquito bites”.
Jul 11th, 2008
John
Kidding right? No way the words Fat and Longoria can be used in the same sentence. At least not for another 10 years.
Jul 11th, 2008
missing-the-point
This chick is fug… everytime I see here, I can’t figure out why people would even want to waste a frame of film (or pixels) taking her photo.
Jul 11th, 2008
bionic bunny
her friend looks a little chub, too.
maybe they each had an apple?
Jul 12th, 2008
kelley
ummm yeah… thats not fat. just a bad fashion choice in a bikini that fits her body-type right…
Jul 13th, 2008
nordo
She’s not fat, that’s just her ego showing
Jul 14th, 2008
Blog Envy Is The New Black
‘She’s not fat, that’s just her ego showing’
LOL’s, as always!
Jul 14th, 2008
Tracy
Okay, I must be blind, because I see no fat whatsoever.
Jul 18th, 2008
No Way
No way! She looks hot! Go Eva!
Jul 19th, 2008
drugshovel
God damn, if you consider her fat, what about the rest of America? If only more people in the bloated country could be as thin.
Jul 19th, 2008
Martha Stewart
You’re an ass. You should die. And get fat. For real.
Jul 20th, 2008
Monica
Ok, she is not fat. But we are just used to seeing her with 0% body fat. So now that she has gained maybe 10 lbs, everyone is shocked or something. I am sure she is still a size 0. But I do agree that she is not very pretty in the face. I think she kinda looks like a mouse. But she does look better with makeup for sure.
Jul 22nd, 2008
ali
you’re kidding, right?
Aug 9th, 2008
Jo-Beth
Yer I Think Eva Is Preggy But She Is Not Fat On This Pic So How Can We, Be Sure I Hope She Is Anyway She Would Be A Really Good Mam And Tony Will Be A Good Dad XxX Love Ya x
Aug 30th, 2008
Donna King
her body is of normal size, not fat. Her face isn’t naturally pretty. Nice teeth bit the midface and eyes look mousy.
She could stand to work out and tone herself up but she probably doesnt want to.
Sep 21st, 2008
Jacque
Whoever wrote this just plain sucks. She is so not fat.
Sep 21st, 2008
princess
you people are so jealous. she’s an average person, she’s not perfect. However I am very sure she’s better looking than all you haters.
Sep 23rd, 2008
eM
SHE IS NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 27th, 2008
i
Don’t be so pathetic and jealous! Eva is absolutely stunning and you lot are obviously the kind of people who sit at home and bitch about celebrities because you have no friends in the real world!! She has gained a bit of weight, she is hardly obese like most people seem to be now. If anything people should be praising her for being natural and not a complete ana-mess. She is gorgeous, down to earth and I hope that she does well in whatever she may do in the future! So all you Eva haters, GET A LIFE
Oct 7th, 2008
Thalia
OMG! Eva’s not fat at all. and when your small like she is (i’m short too) 5 or 10lbs which might not look like much on somebody who is 5″6 shows up more when your short. And how can you people says she’s ugly. Eva’s gorgeus i wish i looked like her andwas as thin. Oh and she be so ugly and fat if she’s married to a baller
Oct 19th, 2008
mary
she is not fat but gained a lot of weights on purpose. I think Eva’s got aveage beauty.
Dec 31st, 2008
ash
she is NOT fucking fat, you stupid fuck.
Jun 22nd, 2009
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