S.S. Eva Longoria Pregnant in a Bikini?

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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

These pictures of Eva Longoria on vacation in Portofino took the gossip world by storm today, and “by storm” I mean “she looks fat.” Not that there’s anything wrong with being fat, necessarily. Just like there’s not anything wrong about having a lazy eye or psoriasis that thing where your head grows three time its normal size and shit oozes out of your ears. People like that can still live happy, fulfilling lives. They just need to live them somewhere far away underground in a sewer drain, where their fat ugly skin diseases and uncontrollable gas and ear secretions can’t infect the rest of us beautiful people. It’s what Darwin would have wanted.

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Bandeau tops flatter no one, least of all small-boobied women. I think bandeau is French for “Bandaid for twin mosquito bites”.

  2. John

    Kidding right? No way the words Fat and Longoria can be used in the same sentence. At least not for another 10 years.

  3. missing-the-point

    This chick is fug… everytime I see here, I can’t figure out why people would even want to waste a frame of film (or pixels) taking her photo.

  4. bionic bunny

    her friend looks a little chub, too.
    maybe they each had an apple?

  5. kelley

    ummm yeah… thats not fat. just a bad fashion choice in a bikini that fits her body-type right…

  6. nordo

    She’s not fat, that’s just her ego showing

  7. ‘She’s not fat, that’s just her ego showing’

    LOL’s, as always!

  8. Tracy

    Okay, I must be blind, because I see no fat whatsoever.

  9. No Way

    No way! She looks hot! Go Eva!

  10. drugshovel

    God damn, if you consider her fat, what about the rest of America? If only more people in the bloated country could be as thin.

  11. Martha Stewart

    You’re an ass. You should die. And get fat. For real.

  12. Monica

    Ok, she is not fat. But we are just used to seeing her with 0% body fat. So now that she has gained maybe 10 lbs, everyone is shocked or something. I am sure she is still a size 0. But I do agree that she is not very pretty in the face. I think she kinda looks like a mouse. But she does look better with makeup for sure.

  13. ali

    you’re kidding, right?

  14. Jo-Beth

    Yer I Think Eva Is Preggy But She Is Not Fat On This Pic So How Can We, Be Sure I Hope She Is Anyway She Would Be A Really Good Mam And Tony Will Be A Good Dad XxX Love Ya x

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