Jennifer Lopez Can’t Keep a Nanny
Tags: Jennifer Lopez, nannies, twins
JLo’s diva demands apparently don’t end backstage — Jenny from the Block has taken to working the help sixteen hours a day, seven days a week, which explains why she and her goblin of a husband are currently on nanny number three. According to MSNBC
Normally people who make huge sums of money… hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But Jennifer [only hired] one.
The grueling schedule allegedly led the first nanny to leave after just one week. The next caregiver lasted a bit longer, but eventually the diva’s demands wore her out, too.
So she’s too cheap to hire two nannies, but not cheap enough to do the parenting herself. What the hell is she doing those sixteen hours a day? Three guesses says pounding bacon and nacho cheese like a Spears at a Sizzler.
Honorary Award for Marc from Milan Town Council, July 1
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I can imagine JLo penning an advertisement in the style of Jane & Michael Banks of Mary Poppins fame:
If you want this choice position,
Have a cheery disposition
Clean the baby’s bottom
Change my sheets
Love my songs
Feed me sweets
Never wake me up or you’re dead
Never smell of baby barf
Or drool
Tell me Gigli’s the best movie ever
And Marc’s not a vampire whatsoever
If you’re not slow and
Remotely pissy
I’ll still find a reason to throw a hissy
You won’t get a lunch break so don’t even ask
Your paycheck will be determined
On how fast you complete your task
Hurry Nanny
Screw you bitch
Sincerely,
JLO, Queen of the Universe
Jul 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
BRAVA! BRAVA!
Jul 17th, 2008
Steve
JLo is Queen of the Universe. Most people are just having trouble adjusting to that. JLo and behold, she is the 2nd coming of The Lord.
Oct 3rd, 2008
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