Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Broke Up

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Funny man Jimmy Kimmel and comedienne Sarah Silverman have broken up after five years together. Vanity Fair was the first to report

Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.

Since their relationship is no longer there to hold Hollywood together, perhaps Tinseltown could be bound together with something a little more durable. Like a rope woven from Sarah Silverman’s arm hair, for example. It’s practically an unbreakable bond.

Gorilla arms at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards last month:

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    well, of course. because she’s fucking matt damon, and he’s, you know…

  2. Gustavo Cumins

    Sarah Silverman Full Home-made hot video i found here:
    http://sarah–silverman.blogspot.com/?id=15383505&s=y

    U have to see it,really hot video!!!

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