Quickies: Steal Me Booty

Jul 15, 2008

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Sharon Stone wants to rip the fangs off a spider. And no, that’s not a coy euphemism for anal sex. (Websters)

JLo’s Dragon Tales brats never wear the same outfit twice. (Holy Moly)

Brooke Hogan extreme closeup! (Use My Computer)

Miley Cyrus does her best Daisy Duke. (Ninja Dude)

It was a dark night for the “Dark Knight” premiere — except for Regis Philbin. (MollyGood)

Eva Longoria takes it all off. (Seriously? OMG)

“I Kissed a Girl’s” Kate Perry is a pedophile! (Derek Hail)

Mother Nature gets down and dirty with a little tree porn! (CityRag)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel get ready to tie the knot! (Bricks and Stones)

Jessica Simpson, daytime hooker. (The Grumpiest)

Eminem sued over bathroom brawl. I’m guessing the porcelain gods won. (Evil Beet)

Maria Menounos captured by pirates! (The Bastardly)

The new iPhone wants to fuck you — but not in a good way. (COED Magazine)

Jeff Goldblum’s fashion must-have: Seth Rogan with acne t-shirt! (Best Week Ever)