Reese Witherspoon is Fun
Tags: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon
Before Jake Gyllenhaal moved in with Reese Witherspoon last month, Reese made it clear who would be wearing the pants in the family. According to MSNBC
Reese discussed at length with him what is best for her household. Some of [the things she insists on are:] he has to take off his shoes when he’s in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table.”
Reese’s system is also said to include daily consultations with each other before making plans for dinner, home décor or even yoga sessions.
Boy, what carefree and spontaneous passion has alighted upon these two! Especially with the lights-off no-eye-contact missionary-position-only coitus every third Wednesday of the month. It’s got “whirlwind romance” written all over it. I’m guessing the only part of Jake’s day not firmly scheduled is his morning dump.
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Gweilo
Jake ought to take his morning dump in Reese’s underwear drawer (the one that’s full of Victorian bloomers).
Jul 17th, 2008
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