Uma Thurman was photographed slinging around a bloated belly while on a luxury cruise in Corsica last week, prompting the age-old Hollywood question: is the Amazonian actress pregnant, or just suffering from a protein deficiency that has resulted in a build up of peritoneal cavity fluid? The Daily Mail says

The actress revealed a rather pronounced tummy while frolicking aboard a yacht with her new fiancé Arpad ‘Arki’ Busson. While her expanded waistline is quite likely the result of a little lunch time indulgence, there’s no doubt it will set off whispers of a pregnancy for the 38-year-old.

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