Uma is Pregnant… or Suffering from Kwashiorkor
Tags: fat, pregnant, uma thurman
Uma Thurman was photographed slinging around a bloated belly while on a luxury cruise in Corsica last week, prompting the age-old Hollywood question: is the Amazonian actress pregnant, or just suffering from a protein deficiency that has resulted in a build up of peritoneal cavity fluid? The Daily Mail says
The actress revealed a rather pronounced tummy while frolicking aboard a yacht with her new fiancé Arpad ‘Arki’ Busson. While her expanded waistline is quite likely the result of a little lunch time indulgence, there’s no doubt it will set off whispers of a pregnancy for the 38-year-old.
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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
HussyFit
You actually know what Kwashiorkar is?! I love you!! Um… yeah, I’m easy. And highly weird, to boot.
Jul 15th, 2008
Anna
This gossip site caught my eye and because it’s so stupid I will not look at any of it again, but I have to say:
Where is it written that a woman’s tummy is supposed to be perfectly flat? It isn’t. And it’s nobody’s business anyway.
Jul 16th, 2008
Gweilo
Anna’s comment caught my eye and because it’s so stupid I will not look at any of it again.
Jul 17th, 2008
ann
she is sooo skinny everywhere else that the bulge is soo outstanding. Normaly Id say its nothing being that little, BUt on her body it does seem out of place. She either did just eat a big meal or maybe she is in the first trimester??
Jul 17th, 2008
Winter
it’s just gross. skinny fat people
Jul 18th, 2008
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