Andy Dick Arrested
Tags: andy dick, arrested, drug possession, sexual battery
42 year-old “comedian” Andy Dick was arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings early this morning in Murrieta, California and charged with drug possession and sexual battery. According to TMZ
Around 1:15 AM this morning cops responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance. Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down. When he was searched, cops found weed and one Xanax in his pants pocket.
It’s looks like Matt Foley’s life plan has finally found a taker! Only instead of “living in a van down by the river,” it’s “sodomizing an underage girl in a van down by the wing joint.” Kinda the same, only creepier and more pathetic.
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sonya
“found Dick in the passenger seat”
Tom Cruise was seen today frantically searching the passanger seat cars in the parking lot of a local supermarket. Reports are not clear as to what the famous Scientologist was doing, but witnesses report hearing him scream, “Where? Where? Where is it?”
Jul 16th, 2008
sonya
sorry, passenger seats OF cars. Got a little carried away there.
Jul 16th, 2008
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