Miley Cyrus wants to talk anal and the benefits of douching before a date! (Holy Moly)

So, the worst thing about Brendan Fraser’s new movie is that Brendan Fraser is in it. (Pajiba)

Tori Amos just sold her soul to Perez Hilton. (Websters)

Guess which member of The View has never used a vibrator? Hint: it’s not Barbara Walters! (Jezebel)

Wake me up when Hayden Panettiere’s new single is over. (Drunken Stepfather)

PETA’s new ad campaign: Corey Feldman wiping his ass with John Lennon. (MollyGood)

Alex P. Keaton’s kid brother goes to jail. (CelebWarship)

Megan Fox chiefs it up and downs cake in preparation for her new movie role. (Ninja Dude)

Who likes boobies? Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard want to know! (The Rad Report)

Tommy Lee has naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone. (Hollywood Rag)

Kirsten Dunst slops up Drew Barrymore’s leftovers! (Celebitchy)

Rampage Jackson goes on a, uh… rampage in his monster truck. (The Blemish)

Kitson 86’s Lauren Conrad’s sucky clothing line! (Pretty Boring)