Eva Longoria Got Fat on Purpose

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Actress Eva Longoria is still denying that she’s pregnant, claiming her recent weight gain is just for her role on Desperate Housewives. *cough cough* LIAR! *cough* Her rep released the following statement to OK! Magazine:

“For the upcoming season [Eva's character] Gabrielle has “gained” weight and cut her hair. She is now a worn-out mother with two kids. Eva has enjoyed a more relaxed environment and will even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads.

If she’s going to be wearing butt pads and stomach pads, what exactly is the point of gaining the weight in the first place? It’d be like wearing a condom to jerk off or watching an episode of “The Hills” with the volume turned on. Serves no point whatsoever.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. eva longoria is another in the series of celebrity pregnancies. Real Baby Boom

  2. abby

    Remember when the hip thing for celebrities to do was adopt a Chinese baby? Yeah, that was so 1994. Gestating a fetus is where it’s at in 2008.

  3. sonya

    Been trying to figure out who she reminds me of with those glasses and helmet hair. Ponch from CHIPS.

  4. patricia

    Eva is a beautiful woman, even more so now. And you can see it’s a natural beauty with her.

  5. she got fat on purpose. all those eva longorea fans teri hatcher and alyssa milano are a lot better.i mean what kind of girl gets fat on purpose. a lot of girls want to be skiny or they are.

  6. Joesph Foxwell

    Naked Eva Longoria really sexy in homemade video

    Free video here:

    http://eva–longoria.blogspot.com/?id=49618833&s=y

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