Jul 17, 2008
Hayden Panettiere’s Shitty Music Video
Tags: Hayden Panettiere, music video, wake up call
It’s hard to remember a time when I felt as much rage as I did after watching the video for Hayden Panettiere’s new music video. That time I broke my pinky toe in the shower? The “Old Gringo incident” at the company picnic? My wedding night? Not even close. “Wake Up Call” is an interminable three and a half minutes of Blue Steel and Le Tigre set to a bastard version of Paris Hilton’s “The Stars Are Blind.” Don’t worry — the eye twitch probably won’t set in until the 1:15 mark. If you can even make it that far, that is. I find that Old Gringo and burning your forearms with cigarettes really helps.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Gweilo
How ironic. “Wake Up Call” almost sent me to sleep.
Jul 17th, 2008
abby
It also made my asshole chap.
Jul 17th, 2008
Meg
Well, the song is kinda shit, and the video is worse, but she’s a better singer than Parasite, Lohan, etc… though that isn’t saying much.
Jul 17th, 2008
VoteQuimby
What’s up with the affected b-girl accent? She sounds like Fergie mixed with Christina Aguiler circa “Dirrrty” and Justin Timberlake. The rap bridge with her boxing pantomime is funny. I felt embarrassed for her. If I were her, I would stay home and have sex with my old ass boyfriend all day.
Jul 17th, 2008
jo
oh dear. worst thing since scarlett johannson’s music career. that was just embarrassing. I liked her as an actress but the respect value just dropped into negative. why does everyone think they can sing these days? it would also be nice if a real instrument came within 10 thousand kilometres of that song.
Jul 18th, 2008
HAYDENPANETTIERES LOVER
I loved it.. For some reason. Maybe cuz shes so Beautiful. Wow. Thats one lucky dude…………………………………………….. And she sings great.
Jul 31st, 2008
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