Miranda Kerr is Dating Brandon Davis

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Now that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr’s fling with Orlando Bloom is over, she’s sought refuge in the oily arms of douchebag Brandon Davis. According to In Touch Weekly

On July 12, Brandon and Miranda were spotted “full on making out” at 1Oak [and] kissing at Beatrice Inn. While a rep for Miranda denies she has split with Orlando, she was overheard telling Brandon about the breakup. “Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando,” the insider says. “He’s her rebound guy.”

“Rebound?” That’s gotta be a misquote. The source probably meant grease hound. You know, for those times when a plate full of bacon drippings and vaseline just don’t fill the void.

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I just wanna be your Greasy Bear!

  2. Kate

    shut up stupid sonya u dont even know him
    jelous whore.

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