John Mayer Cheats on Jennifer Aniston
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Since she started dating 30 year-old John Mayer, 39 year-old Jennifer Aniston has dropped nearly twenty grand a month on maintaining a youthful visage. The Enquirer says
“Her monthly regimen includes private instruction with a top yoga guru and personal training sessions. Jen pays a private chef for organic, high-protein, low-fat meals [and] goes for anti-cellulite sculpting treatments twice a month. She calls the treatments ‘necessary tune-ups.”
But all those tune-ups might not be doing the trick. Just two days before Jen flew to Amsterdam to meet Mayer, the singer was busy cheesing up some chick in a Dutch coffeehouse. According to In Touch
On June 20, John approached a writer from Manhattan Beach and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer.’ I asked him what his relationship status was. He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all. ”
Anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments: $1,000. Thrice-weekly yoga session with top Hollywood guru: $3,000. Organic high-protein meals flown in by your personal chef: $3,500. Finding out your boyfriend cheated on you with some slut in fourteen dollars’ worth of Wet ‘n’ Wild from Walgreens: priceless. There are somethings that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s actual self-esteem.
Nippin’ out in West Hollywood yesterday:
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sonya
Even in that fancy-schmanzy photoshoot picture, she still comes off looking like a buzz-killing frigid bitch.
Jul 18th, 2008
Captain-Insano
This chicks nipples must be at least three inches long. Even on “Friends” there was no bra that they could not penetrate.
Jul 18th, 2008
P.S.
What is a ’sculpting treatment’? What kinds of shapes can they ’sculpt’ cellulite into?
Jul 18th, 2008
AJ
Jen and John make a great couple. I truly hope everything works out for them.
Jen handled the Brad and Angelina situation with grace and dignity. She deserves much happiness.
Jul 28th, 2008
kath ellis
about time he dumped that worthless piece of shit she never does anything but tries to look young. lol
Aug 13th, 2008
kath ellis
SHES A TIRED OLD YENTA
Aug 13th, 2008
dudette
stupid john mayer! y owuld u dump jen?????? she deservs wat she really wants soooooooooooooooooooo ur sooooooooooooo stupid john
we love u jen
Aug 14th, 2008
k
Just because she takes care of herself she has low self esteem? She didn’t care about John he was just something to do. A pastime. Brad went with Jolie because she’s wild and crazy and I bet if it weren’t for money and publicisty he’d be gone now. They won’ t last and if they do he’s whipped with no backbone. In yime Jen will meet the right one and find true happiness. Brad wasn’t ready for a lady. Hell even Billy Bob Thorton said Jolie is a nut.
Sep 13th, 2008
k
Maybe those babies she adopted where hers and P. Diddys
Sep 13th, 2008
zagge
I wounder how have that Jen has call john? is not true
Sep 28th, 2008
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