Another warrant issued for Pete Doherty’s arrest! (Holy Moly!)

Salma Hayek calls off her engagement! (Dlisted)

Zac Efron would like to personally invite you to the gun show. (CelebSlam)

Mischa Barton does her best Al Bundy impression. (Websters)

Meet Avril Lavigne’s ugly little bastard, Abbey Dawn. (Celebitchy)

Did think Pete Wentz could possibly get any gayer? Think again. (Bricks and Stones)

Anderson Cooper — in cat form! (Best Week Ever)

Brooke Hogan talks sex. You talk vomit. (MollyGood)

Katherine Heigl finally gets that brain tumor she so richly deserves. (CelebNewsWire)

Rihanna side boobage! (CityRag)

Sugar Ray gets canned. (Seriously? OMG)

Amy Winehouse busted in a bathroom stall. (CelebSmack)

Carrie Underwood performs in a killer pair of thigh-high boots. (The Grumpiest)

Celebrity boob-off ESPY edition: Hayden Panettiere vs. Kristen Bell! (Ninja Dude)

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