Something’s “Wrong” in Charlie Sheen’s House
Tags: Charlie Sheen, court, Denise Richards, lola, sam, top ten
Denise Richards was in court yesterday morning to request an emergency order restricting ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s access to their two daughters, citing a psychologically damaging “issue” in his home. According to TMZ
They told the judge there’s a serious issue in Charlie’s home that could have an adverse impact on the kids. The issue, we’re told, is psychological and Denise wants professionals to evaluate things. In the meantime, she doesn’t want her kids hanging around there.
Three guesses says the psychological detriment in the home happens to rhyme with “binflatable moll.” This is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about. It’s not hard to imagine a few things you might find lying around the Sheen household that could be emotionally scarring to children. Christ, I can think of ten right off the top of my head. Naturally, I made a list for you:
TOP TEN PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING ITEMS YOU’D FIND IN CHARLIE SHEEN’S HOME:
10. Intimate SynergyTM spinning sex swing
9. Naked pictures of John Cryer
8. Syringes full of injectable cocaine
7. Authentic Ginger Lynn Pocket Pussy
5. Closet full of dead hookers
4. Professional Sports Handicappers on speed dial
3. Pom-poms that double as anal bead/gag restraints
2. An IV bag full of Crown Royal
and the number one psychologically damaging item you might find in Charlie Sheen’s home:
1. Extended director’s cut edition of “Men at Work”
Denise in Maui back in April:
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bionic bunny
#11:
video tapes of denise’s “reality” show.
Jul 18th, 2008
Gweilo
#12: A giant portrait of Denise on the playroom wall, painted with the blood and excrement of the dead hookers.
Jul 19th, 2008
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