Jul 21, 2008

Drew Barrymore’s Drinking to Blame for Split

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Drew Barrymore’s out-of-control boozing is to blame for her recent split from Justin “I’m a Mac” Long. The Enquirer says

Barrymore and Long had planned to wed – until booze resumed its hold on the former child star. “Justin got tired of having to help Drew to the car at the end of the night,” an insider [said]. “Justin gently suggested to Drew that they both slow down on the drinking, and she didn’t take it well. Drew believes she has control over her drinking.”

Jesus, I get so sick of people trying to tell you that you have “a problem” all the time. Oh, Abby, you have a “problem” with binge drinking. Hey, Abby, you have a “problem” with indecent exposure. Abby, you might want to see a lawyer about your stealing-from-the-petty-cash-at-work “problem.” Well, there’s only one thing to say to your boyfriend (or the cops or the prosecuting attorney) when they start up on you about your “problem”again: “Look — if there was a problem, yo, I’d solve it.” You can add “Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it” or just freestyle from there. There’s no arguing with Vanilla Ice logic, baby!

The couple in happier, boozier times (drinking on a beach and leaving a bar):

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anonymous

    Who needs truth…when you can live on crap like ‘facts’ from the Enquirer. You could also eat crap from McDonald’s and wind up one of those guys they have to remove from their house with a crane. A similar thing is happening to your brain right now if you believe this. :)

    Jul 21st, 2008

  2. abby

    Enquirer or not, it is interesting that every picture I could find of them for the last six months involved them leaving or entering a bar.

    Jul 21st, 2008

  3. joecoz

    What’s so unbelievable about her having a sauce problem? She’s a stinking hippie that had a blow problem at like 9 years old. What’s surprising is that it took this long.

    Jul 21st, 2008

  4. bionic bunny

    personally, i think its a hardware v. software problem. everybody knows that macs are SO much more “user friend” (i really hate that term, but its true). he just got tired of constantly trying to reboot her system.

    seriously (!) i had hoped this would work out. aw, shucks.

    Jul 22nd, 2008

  5. Justin

    LIAR! You know it is harrassment to lie about people like this and if I was her, I would sue you!

    Nov 9th, 2008

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