Jessica Simpson Sex Tape?
Tags: country, Jessica Simpson, sex tape
Jessica Simpson’s debut country performance opening for Sara Evans at Country Thunder Saturday night wasn’t exactly a success. The Kenosha News Online says
The crowd welcomed Simpson with boos [as] she strutted onto the stage in Daisy Duke shorts and cowboy boots [singing] a cover of “These Boots are Made for Walking.”
Audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound. “She’s an embarrassment to country music,” [said a fan]. “It’s crap. She doesn’t belong here.”
Well, nothing fixes a floundering career quite like a sex tape, right? Good thing there’s one in the works! According to Digital Spy
The home movie features Simpson engaging in a number of sex acts with her ex-husband Nick Lachey. [The video] has been acquired by the same people who released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s holiday sex video.
The tape will reportedly be distributed online unless Simpson pays an undisclosed fee to keep it out of the public domain.
Everyone knows that the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” is totally obsolete in this day and age. The 2008 spin on success should read more like: “if at first you don’t succeed, make sure there’s video of you getting railed on the kitchen counter for mass distribution later on.” After all, success is not a destination, it’s a journey! A journey down anal trail, that is. Godspeed, Jessica!
Her debut country performance:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Although I’d loooove this to be true. It can’t be. Why would a company blackmail her for money when they could get far more by releasing the tape instead?
Jul 21st, 2008
sonya
Okay, Papa Simpson, we know it’s youuuuu!
“She’s an embarrassment to country music. It’s crap. She doesn’t belong here.” Wow, so that’s like a turd in a toilet bowl looking down on a turd in a port-a-pottie. They’re both crap, but one’s got a cleaner swimming hole.
Jul 21st, 2008
abby
Yeah, I’d finger Papa Joe too. Not literally, though. I’ll save that for ol’ Double D’s herself.
Jul 21st, 2008
curegirl0421
I think it’s kind of shitty that they boo’d her. I mean, she may be a dumbass and all, but she doesn’t deserve that - just sit politely and ignore her and she’ll go away, no need to be a rude jerk about it. I’m just saying.
Jul 21st, 2008
bionic bunny
she really needs a new agent. pimpa joe is just so damn creepy.
Jul 22nd, 2008
wowman
They say there is and actually the have something posted here,
http://www.warriorrun.com/jessica-simpson/
What do you think?
Sep 14th, 2008
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