Christian Bale Slaps Assaults His Own Mother

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Batman actor Christian Bale had assault charges filed against him yesterday while in London for the British premiere of The Dark Knight. But here’s the shocker: the charges were filed by his own mother and sister. According to The Sun

He is alleged to have lashed out on Sunday night at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel where he has a suite. Mum Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, who lives in Dorset, went to a police station in Hampshire yesterday to lodge the allegation. The matter was referred to the Met Police. Detectives… are expected to quiz the Wales-born actor today.

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Christ, I’d pay fifty dollars American to get smacked around by Christian motherfucking Bale. A hundred if he kept the Batsuit on. His mother and sister should be thanking him for the privilege, not bitching to the cops like a couple of ingrate stepchildren. Pearls before swine, I tell ya. Stinging, hand-print-leaving pearls before swine. Some people just don’t know how lucky they are.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Christian has been arrested and taken in for questioning.

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  1. I’m so disillusioned by this. Why, Christian, why?

  2. Something about this doesn’t smell right. I’m hoping his mother and sister are pissed that they aren’t seeing any of the Batman cash and are trying to sully his good name.

  3. You know, you’re right. I went digging for more info: In legal terms, ‘assault’ refers to the threat of physical harm, ‘battery’ is actual physical violence. So he didn’t actually hit anyone. But if this is a case of his family trying to cash in on his success, I hope he sues their asses.

  4. Shame on him..A child no matter how old they are..should never hit there parents no matter what the situation..especially if he’s suppose to be a superhero..very bad!!

    http://www.BehindTheLateShow.com

  5. but hitting your sister is just sibling rivalry, right??

  6. What a “coincidence” that they waited till the day of the Dark Knight premiere to file charges.

  7. The laws in the UK are much different than the laws in America (or here in Canada), one can be taken in and questioned for “verbal assault”, for instance, class 4 is “verbal assault with intent to cause alarm.” So it could have just been a verbal assault, but on the lighter side, I agree with Abby, Christian Bale can assault me any day of the week and twice on Sundays if he wants.

  8. He can slap me around for free

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