James Blunt Is Better Than You
Tags: boobs, james blunt
Here’s singer/musician James Blunt frolicking near his home in Ibiza with two hot chicks playing “Where’s the Nipple?” and “Doggy Style, but with Vaginas!“1 In case you didn’t know, Blunt was also a Captain in the British Army — the first armored reconnaissance officer to enter the Kosovar capital during the 1999 NATO deployment. He also captained the Household Cavalry Alpine Ski Team and was the champion skier of the entire Royal Armoured Corps. So while you’re busy changing the toner and stapling together your TPS reports, James Blunt is busy being a military hero/champion skier batting away quality kitty on his boat in the middle of the Med. I guess what I’m trying to say is, if James Blunt were any better than you, you’d be dead. On the plus side, at least your last named doesn’t rhyme with “cunt,” so you got that going for you. Dream big, loser!
1Which, incidentally, make great parlour games if you’ve already exhausted The Minister’s Cat and Lookabout
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Are you shittin’ me? But he sings like such a pussy!
Jul 22nd, 2008
abby
I know! I had no idea he was such a badass:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Blunt#Military_career
Jul 22nd, 2008
Antonio
Is that the guy from CSI? The one with all the drugs?
Jul 22nd, 2008
Ella
It’s totally the CSI guy.
Jul 22nd, 2008
herkayle
Well, yup2 it is the CSI guy :- ) He must get the girls in clash, wherein they featured the face-off videos entitled boob clash. It is priceless…
http://clashorama.com/index.php?id=171
Jul 23rd, 2008
Rocio
Se me cayo un grande!
Apr 12th, 2011
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