Quickies: Great Balls of Fire
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Proof that even an octopus is smarter than Paris Hilton. (Robotzilla)
Another reason not to pass out at a frat party: your buddies will set your balls on fire. True fuckin’ story. (MollyGood)
The only way Robin Williams could look any gayer is if there were a penis in his mouth. (Websters)
The new, untarnished Miley Cyrus. (Ninja Dude)
Ghosts corroborate with Billy Bob Thorton on his new album. (Holy Moly)
Carrot Top gets jaw and cheek implants! (CityRag)
May Anderson bikini pictures! (Drunken Stepfather)
Britney Spears plus autism. Surely there’s a joke in there somewhere. (CelebNewsWire)
Sean Connery has an obscene amount of nose hair. (CelebSlam)
Alanis Morrisette tells tales of lesbian ribaldry! (Celebitchy)
Fergie in denim diapers. (Best Week Ever)
Keg stand face plant! (COED Magazine)
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Elmo
“Carrot Top gets jaw and cheek implants! (CityRag)”
Why do you do this to us? Don’t you like us anymore? Now I can see maybe …. if you’re soliciting help for an intervention, or such [just say no to steroids, implants, or ______ (fill in blank)].
But Dear G*d that dood is kah-reepy. Now if he and Britney ever hook up? [Keep me posted/truth is often stranger than fiction
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Jul 24th, 2008
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