Jul 23, 2008
Happy Birthday Nick Hogan
Tags: Nick Hogan, prison
17 year-old Nick Hogan is about to get a little birthday present from the Florida penal system on Sunday. Penal. How apropos! According to TMZ
Bollea, who has been housed with juveniles, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, his 18th birthday. It’s an open dormitory type of setting where he’ll be in close contact with other adult inmates either awaiting sentencing or already sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
Ah, the gift of anal rape. Is there anything better? I know it certainly made my 13th birthday a day I’ll never forget. No matter how many therapists they make me talk to.
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Sorceressss
To coin a cliche, it’s the gift that keeps on giving….. Happy birthday *sshole, I’m glad your in jail.
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
he’s got a purty mouf…
no worries, linda and hulkster, he’ll make friends FAST… they just lurve his type in the pen.
@ sorceressss– i doubt it will be a very happy birthday for his asshole,
and i’m glad. if only the family would step and say, “we are so sorry that john is a vegetable, it’s all our fault.” instead of making excuses. am i right?
man, i new graziano was a goner but when i saw those videos last week, i was physically ill. it’s really bad karma for me to wish that nik hogan runs into some really bad element while he’s in stir, so i’ll just put the thought out there for someone else to wish it. only a thought on my part, not a wish, right???
Jul 24th, 2008
d
He’s in Florida. We get to be the bearer of this most awesome gift.
Jul 24th, 2008
abby
Oh, right. Thanks!
Jul 24th, 2008
syd
I hope his anus will be as big a gaping asshole as he is before long.
Jul 24th, 2008
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