Matthew Broderick Cheated on Sarah Jessica!
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Sarah Jessica Parker might have metaphorically been put out to pasture by her cheating cad of a husband! According to Star Magazine
While the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age.
After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor. Soon after, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.
I don’t buy it. Not for a second. Not because I believe in the sanctity of their marriage or anything lame like that. It’s because they didn’t once mention the redhead having a penis or smelling like Endure® Sweat Resistant Fly Spray for Horses and sawdust shavings.
SJP with Mr. Big in Vogue Magazine:
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sonya
Ew. You can see kind of what MB will look like when he’s an old man. And to think I had a crush on him in his Ferris Bueller days.
And to see what SJP will look like when she’s an old lady, well, just look at a bottle of Elmer’s Glue.
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
i don’t believe SJP is “beloved”.
Jul 23rd, 2008
abby
I could have sworn I saw her on “Growing Up Pony” on Animal Planet.
Jul 23rd, 2008
Sorceressss
Just giver her some sugar cubes and brush her down and she’ll be fine!
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
and if she goes nuts over this, he can always have her put down. then he can have a new “my RAINBOW little pony”.
thank lord that model comes with it’s own comb and brush, so he can style it;s pretty purple mane himself before they go out in public. and it has glitter and STARS!*
much more in his league.
i may be making this up. i haven’t seen a “my little pony” in years. all i know is they trampled the smurfs into smurffy mess that i never had to deal with again.
amen.
Jul 24th, 2008
Insideguy
Let’s face it when one theater geek marries another theater geek at somepoint (in Broderick’s case, at many points) their sexuality is going to come into question, As to what he will look like when he is olderm, he could do worse that to look like his late father, James Broderick, who is best known as the father on the TV series, FAMILY. Kind, caring, and compassionate can make a man look really good.
Aug 18th, 2008
TheEllimist
leave him alone it was his day off.
Aug 18th, 2008
Priceless
HEY they were on a break like Rachael and Ross… LOL who cares..
my life did not end…did yours, while he got some as Charlie sheen would say, some strange…. LOL
Feb 26th, 2011
Rob
Its Sarah J Parker! I’d think he was gay and faking his marriage if he didn’t cheat. I mean my God how can any self respecting person be as vapid and shallow as she is!If I were stuck with someone that collected hand bags and jewelry like some demented racoon looking for ” shiny things” the way she does I’d have been out of there a long time ago! I mean Jees you don’t even see the kids anymore.What were they a fashion acces.?Did the cute ware off? He can do better! And just in case your wondering I’m a woman.I normaly would hate a cheater but I think in this case it was understandable.
Sep 16th, 2011
taylor
So.. I’m watching a talk show the other day, which I didn’t tune into right from the beginning and I’m listening and was wondering who the gay guy was that was speaking, and almost died when I realized it was MB. I don’t remember him speaking so feminine and it made me question his sexuality. Does anyone know if he is actually gay and the marriage is just a cover up? Remember Rock Hudson??
Oct 13th, 2011
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