Matthew Broderick Cheated on Sarah Jessica!
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Sarah Jessica Parker might have metaphorically been put out to pasture by her cheating cad of a husband! According to Star Magazine
While the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age.
After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor. Soon after, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.
I don’t buy it. Not for a second. Not because I believe in the sanctity of their marriage or anything lame like that. It’s because they didn’t once mention the redhead having a penis or smelling like Endure® Sweat Resistant Fly Spray for Horses and sawdust shavings.
SJP with Mr. Big in Vogue Magazine:
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sonya
Ew. You can see kind of what MB will look like when he’s an old man. And to think I had a crush on him in his Ferris Bueller days.
And to see what SJP will look like when she’s an old lady, well, just look at a bottle of Elmer’s Glue.
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
i don’t believe SJP is “beloved”.
Jul 23rd, 2008
abby
I could have sworn I saw her on “Growing Up Pony” on Animal Planet.
Jul 23rd, 2008
Sorceressss
Just giver her some sugar cubes and brush her down and she’ll be fine!
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
and if she goes nuts over this, he can always have her put down. then he can have a new “my RAINBOW little pony”.
thank lord that model comes with it’s own comb and brush, so he can style it;s pretty purple mane himself before they go out in public. and it has glitter and STARS!*
much more in his league.
i may be making this up. i haven’t seen a “my little pony” in years. all i know is they trampled the smurfs into smurffy mess that i never had to deal with again.
amen.
Jul 24th, 2008
Insideguy
Let’s face it when one theater geek marries another theater geek at somepoint (in Broderick’s case, at many points) their sexuality is going to come into question, As to what he will look like when he is olderm, he could do worse that to look like his late father, James Broderick, who is best known as the father on the TV series, FAMILY. Kind, caring, and compassionate can make a man look really good.
Aug 18th, 2008
TheEllimist
leave him alone it was his day off.
Aug 18th, 2008
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