Meet Levi McConaughey
Tags: camila alves, levi mcconaughey, Matthew McConaughey, ok magazine
Levi McConaughey makes his debut appearance on the cover of this week’s OK! Magazine, along with Daddy Matthew and Mommy Camila. Matthew was in the room with Camila during the delivery, and was more than happy to divulge all the birthing details:
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. [I said,] ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
I can’t think of anything worse for the birthing experience than Matthew McConaughey “going tribal” in between my legs while a seven pound larva tries to rip its way out of my vagina. Maybe Robin Williams with a kazoo doing the Duttywine in between my legs while a seven pound larva rips its way out of my vagina, but it’s a distant second.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
He was probably so stoned that he mistook her screaming at him for singing and the heel kicks to his jaw as the bass beat.
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
that was pretty much my thought, too. i really am surprised he survived.
or maybe he was just blowing smoke up her ass.
HAH! i kill me.
Jul 23rd, 2008
Sorceressss
He’s TOTALLY stoned in this pic.
Jul 23rd, 2008
Showgrrrl
BAHAHAHAH! Omg, the use of ‘kazoo’ and ‘duttywine’ in the same sentence… fuck Abby, you are genius. I haven’t laughed like that for a while.
Yay!
Jul 23rd, 2008
abby
Thanks, Showgrrrl! Where you been?
Jul 23rd, 2008
chrisangel
Geesh, that must have been so annoying for her!
The only reason she tolerated all that nonsense is because
she’s only 24 and he’s like a father figure for her.
Hard to believe he’s stoned all the time like everyone says.
I’ll bet he’s a clean-living vegan and all the hype is to promote
his image so he can continue living off his looks.
Aug 8th, 2008
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