Jul 23, 2008
S.S. Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
Tags: Audrina Patridge, bikini, summer supererogative
If “The Hills” is the equivalent of television diarrhea, then Audrina Patridge is the shart that stains your metaphorical television pants. Here she is being totally useless at the DKNY Jeans Malibu Beach House, but you’ll note that she’s in a bikini in these pictures. It’s not often that wiping your ass and jerking off become one beautiful motion, but if you have no shame, embrace it. Plenty more where that came from, pervert.
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Nudgie
I think you could drive a VW Bug between the gap in her fake boobs.
And get pretty good gas mileage as well….
Jul 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
abby, you know i love you like the sister i didn’t drown when she was just a pup, but did i miss something? what’s with the “s.s. so and so” every day?
you- are more clever. YOU are more attractive. YOU are the queen bitch.
oh, sorry, mistress, drifted off there for a minute. anyway, wha’s up???
do us girls need to circle the wagons and have SERIOUS *gigggle* talk with phil?
*waves* hi, phil!
Jul 24th, 2008
bionic bunny
oh. nevermind. i figgerd it out. duh.
Jul 24th, 2008
LaurenCornad
WOW… Audrina Sexy!
Aug 7th, 2008
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