Jul 28, 2008
Madonna Gets Really Bad Plastic Surgery
Tags: Madonna, plastic surgery
Madonna was photographed leaving a Kabbalah center in Manhattan on Friday looking like a Jocelyn Wildenstein cadaver. From the looks of her, Madonna was probably hatched underground by wasps. I’m guessing they used her face for target practice before abandoning her like the cruel velvet ants they are. Wasps are notorious that way. Really, when it comes to sticking around, the only thing worse than a wasp is maybe the black guy that knocked you up. Zing!
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
Victoria
OMG!!!
She the new Joyce Wildenstein.
Crikey Madonna, can’t you just age gracefully??????????
Jul 28th, 2008
Sorceressss
Can you say Skeletor?
Jul 28th, 2008
Der Keiler
Joyce Wildenstein was using wild cats as her inpiration for her mutations… but Madonna appears to be aiming more for Iggy Pop. Her arms are already done.
Jul 28th, 2008
Gweilo
That’s not Madge. It’s Ursula Andress in make-up prior to filming Ayesha’s death scene in “She”.
Jul 28th, 2008
sonya
Due to the world’s waning virgin population, Madge’s supply of beauty serum has grown increasingly scarce.
Jul 28th, 2008
Lucianna
She’s like a frog!!!
Jul 29th, 2008
bionic bunny
hopefully guy just slapped her around a little.
now, watch the posts grow– heh-heh!!
Jul 29th, 2008
tommy
LEAVE MADONNA ALONE!!!!!
Jul 30th, 2008
rexter
OMG! Look the arms!! Oh hit.
Jul 30th, 2008
david
madonna needs to eat a ginger snap!!!!!!
Aug 1st, 2008
joan
I don’t know which is worse - her hollowed overdone face or her disgustingly thin veined body. God help these ego -ridden celebrities.
Aug 3rd, 2008
not-bitter
Holy cow… a thin celebrity takes a bad photo and everyone feels like it’s ok to name call and make nasty comments… she had plastic surgery… but the media and public pounces when she looks anything but fresh and beautiful. Other websites were talking about how old she looks… they can’t win… dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t. Why don’t we just leave the freaking celebrities alone about their looks (and personal lives), and maybe they wouldn’t feel the need to resort to this.
Aug 14th, 2008
Madonna Plastic Surgery
I agree that she got plastic surgery, it’s a bit obvious in the pictures but I agree with not bitter that she got bad photos then and that’s not how she looks actually.
Sep 13th, 2008
Robert
The average life expectancy in the west has increased greatly, therefore youth is extended, however I am in no doubt that Madonna is reaching beyond that which is attainable, but also aware that CG continues to give us a most jaded view of those ‘blessed’ few, clearly; had airbrushing not materialised, this transformation would have been much more gradual and far less shocking.These are unfortunate pictures for one seemingly obsessed with the eternal fountain, and we all wanna look good, but there have to be boundaries. When, what one sees in the mirror is this far removed from reality, well then it becomes a question of psychology.
Relax Madonna, it’s time to enjoy the middle years. Rubbing ones genitals on musical instruments and cursing in public is all very cool when one is inexperienced, but you’re 50 now…. it’s just begining to look……… silly. There’s far more to life than youth and sexuality and there is so much more you could be and should be exploring on your journey in the limelight, so try and remember that those around you, including your fans, are ageing naturally, and it’s time you got into step with that before your credulity and rapidly diminishing respect are lost forever.
Oct 15th, 2008
DEE
I find it amazing that no one comments on the racist comment. Wow.
Oct 25th, 2008
eva
These photos are photoshoped!!! I saw Madonna live in Sticky and Sweet Tour this September and she looked like she was 37!!! Of course she had some plastic surgery but her face looks natural and not deformed. She actually has some aging lines around her eyes but this is why makup is for!!! oh my god she’s my idol!!!!! M A D O N N A 4 E V E R
Nov 6th, 2008
ecil
youre assholes
Mar 28th, 2009
Anon
This shiz is photoshopped. It’s not even done well — it’s really messy. Especially around her daughter’s arms/sweatshirt. Take a closer look before believing!
May 5th, 2009
Mark
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick to me !!!!
Jun 10th, 2009
Mate
“Madonna”? You are just a disgusting worm. I hope somebody annihilate you and you go to hell and burn in flames you jewish cabalist dark conspirator!!!
Jul 19th, 2009
fill
she is just tired….!!!! after the concert!!!!!
Aug 28th, 2009
Lane Gigliotti
Hot Madonna having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=3943134&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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