“Indiana Jones” and “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Sunday morning after making an illegal left hand turn and plowing into an oncoming vehicle. Curiously, Shia was not breathalyzed at the scene, even though he reportedly stank of alcohol. TMZ reports

Shia faces misdemeanor DUI charges after he allegedly made an unsuccessful left turn in front of another car. Shia’s truck rolled and he sustained an injury to his left hand that required him to have surgery. A female riding with him and the male driver of the other car sustained minor injuries.

Law enforcement [say] Shia LaBeouf will not be booked on felony DUI charges — he’ll be cited and released on suspicion of DUI misdemeanor.

Fortunately for Shia, Super Faggy Facial Hair isn’t a class one misdemeanor, and you can’t legally charge people with Douchebaggery in the 3rd Degree. Believe me, I know. I’ve tried. You can’t even get a restraining order for “Gayest Name Ever Invented.” American justice is just an inherently flawed system.

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