Britney Spends $22K a Month to Look This Good
Tags: Britney Spears, weight loss

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If you’re wondering how much it costs to look as good as Britney Spears, hang on to your checkbook. According to The Daily Mail
The star signed up to a $22,000-a-month diet and exercise regime, [including] $10,000-a-month on a nutritionist and diet supplements,$8,000 on a personal trainer and $4,000 on a private dance choreographer.
Of course, she could have just laid off the Taco Bell and Venti Frappucinos and got her fat ass to the gym once in a while, but that would have ultimately saved her money. And God knows that’s not the Hollywood way! It’s not celebrity finance unless you’re wiping your ass with Gunar the Belgian yoga instructor’s bill and $10,000 worth of genetically-engineered organically grown bean sprouts flown in first class from Bangladesh.
In Cabo with a mystery douche man:

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Gema
Britney looks FAB! Its actually making me want to go to the gym!
But id like to ask, what does her assistant actually do?! All she ever seems to do is the same thing Britney’s doing (dancing, working out, sauna, taking photos/videos, drinking cocktails, sun-bathing)!!
Im sure Fe actually DID something when she was Brits assistant!
BRING FE BACK!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE BRIT!!! And im soooooooooo glad she’s looking and seeming sooo much happier and healthier!!!!
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Jul 30th, 2008
Aly
girl is gettin’ her body back! wohoo!!!! glad brits finally lookin good again =)
Jul 30th, 2008
SJ
Wow, whoever wrote this is really rude. Why don’t you get YOUR fat ass to the gym? How rude to say that about anyone. Britney doesn’t even have a fat ass in the before picture, she has no cellulite on her legs, and a little bit of a belly, (which if she sucked in wouldn’t even show)…BIG freakin’ deal. If you look at the photos again (for anyone that happens to read this), you’ll notice that the angle in the before picture is not only not as flattering (for any size subject) but that it is shot slightly closer to Britney than the after pic. Her legs, arms and chest don’t look that much different in shape or size.
To whoever wrote this: why don’t YOU stay off the Frappacino’s and Taco Bell(as those who are judgemental are usually hiding their own hipocrosy behind the quickly spewed and ill thought-up negativity)?
After having two kids, Britney looks fine (in either pic)! Furthermore, there is nothing wrong with having a yoga instructor or eating organic sprouts. Maybe YOU should try it sometime. Once you get healthy and all of your hormone levels are where they should be, maybe you won’t be such a critical ass hole! One more thing, what makes the man with her a douche? You don’t even know anything about this guy.
Note to all of humanity:
Why tolerate undeserved, abusive and shallow commentary? It’s time to raise the standard for the sorry media (such as yeeeah). If you feel the same way, come to my website and join me! You have a voice!
http://www.freewebs/be_nice_or_I‘ll_kick_your_ass.com
Aug 1st, 2008
joecoz
Why do so many Britney advocates stop here and show their support for her? So gay.
Brit’s a fat, white trash pig that didn’t want her kids anymore. No matter how you look at it, she’s a total piece of shit.
Aug 1st, 2008
bionic bunny
hee-hee, go, joe!
i’m still trying to figure out how i missed where she gave up them chillin’, but i figure i’ll find it sooner or later.
the rest of you pussies, find another sight. geez.
Aug 2nd, 2008
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