Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong Have Split
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The three-month romance between cyclist Lance Armstrong and actress Kate Hudson is already over. According to Page Six
Sources said they tried to make it work, but the constant bickering and their travel schedules drove them apart. Hudson made a last-ditch effort last week, traveling to see her beau in Ohio, but “they both decided it wasn’t feasible,” a friend said.The couple had a big blowout a week ago and Armstrong stormed off - “They didn’t talk for like five days.”
This doesn’t really come as a surprise. We all know who her real soul mate is. Like a moth to a flame or a Spears to a ranch dressing hose or a dog to its own vomit, Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are innately drawn together by the cosmic force known as “destiny.” Not to be confused with that stripper from Scores that gave Owen the VD. That was Destinee with two e’s.
Playing tennis at Pacific Palisades earlier this month:
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syd
I am so fucking sick of him.
Jul 30th, 2008
abby
I know. It’s hard to hate a guy with cancer, but I somehow do. It’s a mystery.
Jul 30th, 2008
bionic bunny
“oh…
here comes johnny with his pecker in his hand,
he’s a one ball man
and he’s off
to the rodeoooo….”
fer God’s sake, if anybody knows what that’s from please let me know. it’s driving me crazy.
also all the words to “moose turd pie”. that one i’ve just been too lazy to look up.
Aug 2nd, 2008
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