S.S. Paulina Rubio Bikini Pictures
Tags: bikini, Paulina Rubio, summer supererogative
I’ve often wondered, “When is the appropriate time to wear a fur stole?” A real fur stole — one with the face still attached and taxidermied eyes — not some of that fake rabbit shit they sell at Kohl’s. Is it at a polo match in Monte Carlo? Dinner and drinks at the top of the Empire State building? In your secret lair, over a cocktail and the blueprints for a machine that will destroy the world? In a word, no. As demonstrated by singer Paulina Rubio, the correct answer is “on the beach in a bikini.” Technically the dog she’s holding is still alive, but you still get a pretty good idea of how it will look. All she’s lacking is the monacle and gilded cane and a pocket watch sewn into her triangle top and the ensemble is complete! British accent sold separately.
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bionic bunny
abby, i often wear a fur, even around the house while cleaning. most often while watching telly…
depending what i’m watching, i like the white fur with a white t-shirt, black with a black t-shirt, and almost ANYTHING in between goes with a swim towel.
of course, my furs bite back if i don’t wear them right, and one or two actually think they want to swim with mommy….
i’ll keep you posted. hah!
Aug 2nd, 2008
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