Jul 31, 2008
S.S. Raising the Bar Rafaeli
Tags: Bar Rafaeli, bikini, Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio might be 5′8″ on a good day and lack the ability to grow facial hair or pubes and have a higher pitched voice than my eight year-old niece, but make no mistake: he’s porking Bar Rafaeli, and I’m not. Also, both he and his girlfriend share names with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. My name, on the other hand, rhymes with “scabby” and “flabby.” I think it’s pretty obvious who wins here.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
WingNut13
News flash, Phil: DiCaprio very definitely has facial hair, and he happens to stand an inch over six feet tall.
Sucks to admit it, eh?
Jul 31st, 2008
joecoz
No way that dude’s over 6 foot. He’s practically a jockey.
He also looks like a lesbian.
Aug 1st, 2008
abby
Sorry, Wing nut — Wiki says he’s 5′11″, but other fan sites have him listed as short as 5′8″. Just Google “Leonardo DiCaprio actual height.” Also, it’s a fact that no man in Hollywood will admit to being shorter than 5′10″. The dude looks more like a hairless 12 year old boy than a real man. I guess some people are more into that than I realized. Pervert.
Aug 1st, 2008
bionic bunny
well, it also rhymes with”tabby” which is a cat some of us like..
so if you throw some words around, maybe it means “good pussy”.
yes? no?
*slump*
you’re right. i should have taken my meds HOURS ago.
Aug 2nd, 2008
Sprmcandy
Holy goodness, she has a Hot killer body. WOW
Aug 4th, 2008
walie
hay as (SPRMCANDY) said wow she is a sexy monster. yo want better pics (I MEAN BETTER PICS) go to http://www.SI.com and search her.wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 16th, 2008
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