Quickies: Sticks and Stones
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Now you see why Samantha Ronson always wears a hat. Yikes. (Mollygood)
Fergie to play a prostitute in Nine! Gee, that ought to be a real stretch. (Hollywood Rag)
Can you guess how many people went dumpster diving in Whoopi Goldberg’s snatch? Hint: it’s double digits! (Celebitchy)
The straight shit from straight inside Comic-Con. (Pajiba)
Either Nick Lachey beat her while they were married, or Jessica Simpson was abused by a “family member” (re: Daddy). (Bricks and Stones)
Bill Bellichick has a sex tape. Yeah. (Websters)
Hold on to your panties — Johnny Depp to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie!! (Holy Moly)
Kirsten Dusnt is boning the Mac guy. (Ninja Dude)
Mischa Barton in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)
Ryan Seacrest survives shark attack! (Pretty Boring)
Check out the guns on Benjamin Bratt! (Jezebel)
Meet Princess Chunk! And no, I’m not talking about Kelly Clarkson. (Best Week Ever)
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bionic bunny
well, i have to make stupid comments, because nobody else did, and i love abby, and i have a touch of heat stroke. a touch of tequila, and this could be fun, no?
“princess chunk is a wimp. my cat only weighed 21 lbs, but he was on insulin for 4 years. and he wasn’t a big fat lardy cat. he was BIG. R.I.P., bubba.
i think benjamin bratt is driving a prius. good for the economy, not so good for getting laid.
does anybody have ANY IDEA how hard it is to get a sand shark to even come to the surface??? i think we need to send seacrest out with the mythbusters guys. see how he fares there. asswipe.
the mac guy had better not be within 10 feet of the dunster. although that would explain the strange new junk mail i’ve been getting.
c’mon, man! THINK! do the words “total hardrive fail” mean ANYTHING TO YOU???
haven’t even gotten to the comic con stuff– too many people i’m fond of were there.
hi, abby! hi, phil! you can erase all this!! i just hate empty spaces!
was just out driving my new sportscar, came home, swam, drank to much, and the damn site looked too empty.
hmm. probably better to delete.
loves yas!
Aug 2nd, 2008
bionic bunny
drank TOO much.
and the woman in the tank top waving at me is disturbing. >
Aug 2nd, 2008
Phil
Hi Bunny! We love you too!
Aug 4th, 2008
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