Tom Cruise Sued, Kicks Mother Out

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All is not well in Tom Cruise-ville.

First, former member Peter Letterese filed suit against the Church of Scientology in Florida earlier this month, calling the church a “crime syndicate” and fingering Tom Cruise for his “foreign and domestic lobbying” on behalf of the religion. According to Rush and Molloy

He singles out Cruise, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is “aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars.”

Letterese calls the church a “crime syndicate” and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

On top of all that, wife Katie Holmes has finally put her foot down and demanded that he kick his mother, his sister, and his sister’s two sons out of their home. In Touch Weekly says

When Katie and Tom recently moved into a $35 million home in Beverly Hills, Katie put her foot down and insisted that everyone — other than Suri and Tom’s two children with Nicole Kidman, Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13 — find another place to live. “It’s about time for Tom and Katie to live alone,” another pal adds. “They never have before.”

With Momsy finally out of the house, Tom won’t have any excuses for not doing the whole penis-in-vagina thing. Before, he could blame his avoidance on the threat of Grandma Cruise popping in to have her eye ointment applied or her bottom wiped. Now it’s just him, Katie, and a wiener with nowhere to go.

Katie Tom Katie out and about July 24th:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. HussyFit

    This whole thing is funny to me ’cause RICO, under which Tommy girl is charged, is explained in “The Dark Knight,” which Katie turned down to make some shitty movie. I think that’s what they mean by ‘the circle of life.’ Also, I’m a huge dork.

  2. abby

    Circle of life, or “Anal Fist of Comeuppance,” in the parlance of our times.

  3. bionic bunny

    “Peter Letterese filed suit against the Church of Scientology in Florida earlier this month, calling the church a “crime syndicate” and fingering Tom Cruise..”

    so is this letterese fellow a good guy or a bad guy? i mean, i wouldn’t be caught DEAD “fingering” the dwarf.

    @hussy, welcome to the club. the t-shirts are on back order, and nobody can remember the secret handshake. but, welcome, anyway.
    -buns

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