Miley Cyrus is a Huge Bitch

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Singer Katy Perry will attend the Miley Cyrus-hosted Teen Choice Awards this August, and she’s already got some big ideas for the show. Us Weekly says

Katy… joked, “[I'd like to kiss] Miley Cyrus [at the Teen Choice Awards!] Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!

Miley’s response to Katy’s tongue-in-cheek request? Massive bitchiness. According to E! Online

“No thanks,” Miley told Marc Malkin. “She sang on my record. So I think she’s kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds.” Meow!

“Getting back at her?” What the hell is that? That doesn’t even make any sense. Katy’s response (via Hollywood Grind):

“6 weeks in a row at number one, and Miley recorded two of my old songs.”

Which old song? Oh, just the song that is burning up the charts for Miley, which Miley forgot to attribute to Katy. The song is called Breakout, which Katy Perry recorded several years ago, and Miley both copied, and used Breakout as the title track for her Breakout album.

What an ungrateful, hypocritical, self-important little twat. She’ll happily take pictures of herself bending over in her underpants and in a wet t-shirt and pulling down her pants, but God forbid she banter back a harmless joke about kissing Katy Perry. She’d do well to remember that you should never bite the hand that feeds you. Especially if that hand is prettier and more talented and doesn’t smell like Billy Ray Cyrus’ asshole.

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18 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Well, you do have to remember that where Miley is from, a girl kissing another girl is tantamount to teabagging the Virgin Mary.

    Unless they are cousins, of course.

    And yet, some twisted part of me would still want to see them make out. I need help.

  2. Gweilo

    What a lovely pussy! (in thumbnail #2)

  3. Blair

    Actually, we know that Miley likes kissing girls. We’ve seen pictures.

  4. sonya

    A buck-toothed bitch, at that.

  5. Jaybird

    Katy NEVER said that. I like how these sites keep reporting this piece of Perez fiction. And Miley was not dissing Katy. The comment was ‘tongue-in-cheek’, Miley & Katy are actually great friends. BTW Miley has not recorded any song by Katy (”Breakout” was written by others and presented to Miley first, Katie only recorded a demo after Miley).

  6. J Rez

    A 23-year-old _man_ saying he wanted to kiss Miley would be arrested.

    But a 23-year-old lez? Let’s put out the balloons!

    Feh.

  7. bionic bunny

    re: jaybird.
    i love it when the pedos get all upset that one of his fantasies might have a thing for one of his other fantasies.

    i’ll just bet they are “great friends”.
    heh-heh.

  8. slappy

    Miley is only 15, 15 people. How mature were you at that age? kids that age are lucky if they make any sense at all.

  9. Sprmcandy

    Filthy vile nasty skank, she can just run back to school & blow all the boys behind the tree. Then go away and never come back ugly bitch.

  10. delsy

    katy perry is being a bitch for saying that for goddness sake she 15 fucking years old

  11. TheEllimist

    I mean…miley seems to be heading down the popular road for disney starlets to do stupid things. while acting like a 15 year old girl (whorish myspace like pics) and things of the like, are NORMAL for kids her age, its kinda a taboo seeing as shes A: living in the spotlight, and B: a Disney face…which isn’t good.

    stars are reprimanded for doing shit people do everyday. BUT

    Miley should have kept her mouth shit…katy sings about lesbian kiss enjoying…Miley’s dad is a mullet….imean is disney baby..

    miley will be yelled at more …but im tired of miley. some one get a crotch of her and lets move on and ruin another “Mickey” baby.

    i vote that girly jonas kid. we caught him in bed with Efron yet?

  12. Miley is not a huge ….

  13. i hate the people who dis Miley!!!!!!!!!!

  14. AM'Z

    I like the title of this arty!!

  15. HEY MILEY I AM YOUR FAN. I LOVE YOUR DAD. I WISH TAHT I WAS YOU I WOULD BE HAPPY. I AM EIGHT YERS OLD I LOVE YOU.EMILY YOUR BFFL SHE IS FUNNY I LIKE HER TOO. I AM FUNNY TOO. I HAVE A BIG FAMILY.

  16. WhoA!..
    MILEY MUST BE DESTROYED!..
    she is a slut!!..
    Stupid!

    i think im better than her!..
    the thing is.. she’s just famous!!

    oh come oonn!

  17. Miley Cyrus Full Home-made hot video i found here:

    http://miley-cyrus-naked-new-scandal-new-sex.blogspot.com/?id=yeeeah

    U have to see it,really hot video!!!

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