Sarah Jessica and Broderick’s Marriage a Sham

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After it was revealed that Matthew Broderick had cheated on wife Sarah Jessica Parker last year, other reports of their marriage’s instability began to surface. Nine MSN says

[A] source said: “Sarah and Matthew have been struggling for years. Now that news of Matthew’s cheating has broken, they have decided to make things work - especially for the sake of their son, James.”

Another source said SJP had confessed that she and Matt “had been out of love for a long time, but remain married for their son. They are both great people but just not meant to be in a relationship.”

So all this time, Sarah and Matthew have been living a blah blahblahblah blah. God this is so boring. The only way it could be any worse is if I alphabetized it and then arranged it by molecular weight and relevance to the visions I experienced during my mock Klingon Rite of MajQa.

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  1. Well, they look just so odd together. She looks like a horse, and he is yet to hit puberty. What gives?

  2. Sprmcandy

    Guess she was Not good enought for him, cute little thing.

  3. Sienna's herpes sore

    So what? That is what parents are supposed to fucking do. I wish more people would do the same. Marriage is not about love or commitment. It’s about sacrifice and enduring a sh*t mundane life for the sake of your kids so they don’t grow up to be serial killers or Amy Winehouse.

  4. Look at that. Rich, famous people’s lives suck too!

    http://www.celebrifi.com

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