Quickies: Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
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The good, the bad, and the super ugly at the Teen Choice Awards last night. (Jezebel)
Pete Doherty nearly drowns! But not face first in the toilet like you probably thought. (Holy Moly)
Miley Cyrus ruins everything. (MollyGood)
Looks like Tila Tequila got herself some padded panties. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Pamela Anderson bans all face closeups on the set of her new E! show. (Tasteful Celebs)
Could Madonna get any sinewy-er? Yes. Yes, she could. (Agent Bedhead)
Now you know exactly how Pete Wentz will look when he gets busted in a truck stop men’s room for indecent exposure and lewd conduct.(Websters)
Cindy Crawford in a wet bikini. (The Blemish)
Even Brendan Fraser’s hair plugs cannot redeem The Mummy III. (Pajiba)
Sophie Monk in the world’s tightest jeans. (Popoholic)
Carmen Electra back to what she does best — burlesque. (The Rad Report)
What Paris Hilton looked like before the plastic surgery. (Robotzilla)

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Showgrrrl
I have to get a little uppity about the Carmen Electra burlesque thing, Abby… While burly-q takes on more than a few forms, what she’s performing is what I like to call ‘Pussy Cat Dolls Flat-Out Skankery’ with a whiff of ‘Xtina Drrrty’. lol.
Aug 5th, 2008
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