Angelina and Brad Did It the Old Fashioned Way

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Despite reports suggesting otherwise, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt say that their newborn twins were not the product of in vitro fertilization. In Touch Weekly says

Angelina denies Us Weekly’s recent report that she underwent fertility treatments. “If they had been conceived though IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” she tells People magazine. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”

Brad reportedly said, “Are you fucking kidding me? I drilled that ass like it was an Alaskan coastline during the Bush administration,” but ultimately People found his comment too politically charged for printing.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. spatz

    shiloh can’t possibly be a real person.

  2. RichPort

    Maddox is looking at the kid he’ll be serving until adulthood to pay off the traffickers.

  3. katsy

    haha brad pitt’s face says it all
    “fuck…i shoulda kept my dick wrapped”

  4. syd

    Jesus Christ, they are all so beautiful, I could puke.

  5. So Brangelina finally cashed in on their gossip empire… and their going to give the proceeds away too? smart move

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