Mary-Kate Wants Immunity

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Mary Kate Olsen Immunity

You might remember that Mary-Kate Olsen was the first person called after Heath Ledger’s unconscious body was discovered in his apartment in January of this year. Interestingly, Mary-Kate Olsen is also the only acquaintance of Heath’s refusing to talk to federal investigators. According to The Daily Mail

MK is demanding “immunity from prosecution” before she’ll give any details about his death to the feds.

Investigators believe the powerful painkiller [on which Heath overdosed] may have been obtained illegally and are desperate to find out where it came from. They contacted Olsen’s lawyer asking for the star’s help, but he has reportedly not allowed her to talk unless she is given immunity from prosecution.

Everyone else connected to Heath has been interviewed by federal investigators. Everyone except Mary-Kate, who has refused to speak.

Jeez, guilty much? Of course, once the media got a hold of this little tidbit, Olsen’s attorney issued the following statement:

“Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them. Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed. These descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate.”

Perhaps when under federal review, her decision to send her bodyguard instead of paramedics might be construed as “monumentally stupid” and “the final nail in his coffin.” Not to mention the all the decency laws she’s broken over the years wearing clothing that asinine. I’m sure there’s a substantial fine and mandatory jail time for those glasses at least.

Mary-Kate in Hollywood July 16th:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. With that ghastly smile, maybe she should have played the Joker.

  2. sydNo Gravatar

    Her upper lip looks like a goddamned duck bill.

  3. Abby, you shoulda wrote “Mary-Kate in Hollywood July 16th, wearing the uglilest fucking shoes on the face of the planet”

    Good lord.

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