Quickies: Beam Me Up

Aug 5, 20080

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Katie Holmes and Amanda Peet think they’re bringing the “tight roll” back. Hyper Color, anyone? (MollyGood)

Look! Tyra Banks is starring in her own cartoon. (Websters)

Scarlett Johansson likes matching her lipstick to her dress. (CelebritySmack)

Christina Applegate has breast cancer! I blame “Married with Children.” (CelebNewsWire)

Scotty from Star Trek’s ashes destroyed by spaceship! (HolyMoly)

Holly from “Sunset Tan” looks like she took a good whoopin’ with the skank stick. (popbytes)

Drunken celebrities, now in collage form! (CityRag)

Vanessa Hudgens is nasty. (Derek Hail)

A little Rihanna hot tub action! (The Grumpiest)

Finally, a video game for fat chicks! (College Candy)

Nekkid Anne Hathaway pictures are now property of the United States government. (Pretty Boring)