Jenna Jameson is Pregnant
Tags: jenna jameson, pregnant, tito ortiz
Prepare yourself for the coming of the Anti-Christ — retired porn star Jenna Jameson is pregnant. Ew. Page Six says
The porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.
It’s a good thing uteruses don’t come with a self-destruct button, because Jenna’s womb has done everything short of blowing her ovaries like a Palestinian’s backpack to keep her from procreating. I’d also like to point out that there’s a pretty good chance the devil is involved if you can still gestate a fetus after “Cum One, Cum All” and “Krystal Method.” I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby came out with a tail speaking Latin and summoning hell’s dark army.
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12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
The poor fetus… developing in that overpoked uterus would be like growing up in a shantytown.
Aug 6th, 2008
abby
Or an abandoned Ukranian factory filled with semen.
Aug 6th, 2008
sonya
I’m surprised that any sperm made it alive to her uterus. I imagine most of them would turn and swim in the other direction, screaming for their lives, like a scene out of a Japanese Godzilla movie.
Aug 6th, 2008
RichPort
Well played Sonya… well played…
Aug 6th, 2008
JPG
My,my: what a prejudiced little intervention. I’m happy for her. She’s certainly got more means than any of you to raise a child. Sure, there are issues, but this is really bigoted.
Aug 6th, 2008
Caren
I know this sounds completely hypocritical coming from me, but I’ve always liked Jenna Jamison and know she has been wanting a baby for a long, long time. Good for her!
So what if she’s fucked everything? Again, if she were a guy, there’d be no fuss or muss on that point.
Not that I’m calling Jenna, like, a role model or something…that hat goes to a much bigger whore - Paris Hilton. She rocked it this week.
Whoda thunk it?
Aug 6th, 2008
Ben
Amen, JPG and to a lesser extent, Caren. You other posters are gutter scum filth, plain and simple.
It’s sad that your own lives are so fucking miserably pathetic that you demand that no one else be allowed to have any joy or pleasure in their lives and if they do you try and tear them down and destroy them with the usual character assassination ploys.
You are vile filth and I pray that you are all diagnosed with inoperable brain and bone cancer which kills you in agonizing pain over a 5 year period.
Aug 7th, 2008
anya
They are calling it like they see it. It’s true. If you don’t want people talking shit then don’t do things in the public eye and expect people to accept it. You’re right that if it was a man this wouldn’t be a big deal. NOT A PERFECT WORLD IS IT??? Fact is men don’t carry babies…women do. Yes, we ARE held to a higher standard. Such is life. They are both well aware that there is gonna be some shit talking. I’m sure they both have thick skin and can take it. But why would he go for her….he HAD a good wife and son. Wasn’t good enough for him I’m sure he didn’t go for her because he was thinking they’d get this involved. But he fell for the porn star…he’ll grow tire of her as he did w/his 1st wife. She won’t be the fun,party girl anymore…she’ll be a porn mommy. He find another hot girl to entertain him. I wonder how many kids he already has out there? Ladies speak up….
Aug 7th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Thats cute Sonya, he did what at least a hundred other guys failed to do. Him must have Super Sperm, to survive the toxic waste dump of her cunt.
Aug 7th, 2008
Willy Porker
Why does everyone say she is such a whore? If you sleep with the same guy a million times does that make you a saint? Just cause its with the same boyfriend or husband you been banging for the past ten years does not a good girl make you either. Truth is if you have boobs chances are your probably a whore!
Aug 7th, 2008
abby
Yup, nothin’ says “maternal” like “sexually-abused meth addict with a vaginoplasty.” I’m sure it’s Talbot’s target demographic.
Aug 7th, 2008
Mike Rabine
What a show!
Aug 25th, 2008
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