Quickies: Out of Order

Aug 6, 2008

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Kevin Costner’s “Swing Vote” swing-chokes. (Pajiba)

Lindsay and Britney singed by the much feared but rarely-ever-witnessed Dolly Parton burn! (Holy Moly)

Tyra Banks in bed with Barack Obama? (Evil Beet)

Zac Efron is ready to take on dark, edgy roles. I assume that’s some kind of euphemism for gay black porn. (Websters)

Lisa Rinna with a professional wrestler’s six pack. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Bob Saget offended by Olsen twin jokes at his Comedy Central roast. What a saggot! (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is back on the sauce! Not the man sauce, the sauce sauce. (Bricks and Stones)

Divorced alcoholic philandering ex-con Michael Lohan says Lindsay’s gay wedding “goes against his Christian values.” (Hollywood Rag)

Topless Heidi Klum! (CelebSlam)

A Miranda Kerr package — handle with Kerr. Boy, that just doesn’t get old! (The Rad Report)