Despite his friends’ claims that he just wants to save his marriage, dumbass Balthazar Getty was spotted slipping Sienna Miller the tongue outside a Malibu grocery store over the weekend . According to Female First

Sienna had been waiting in a car as Balthazar – who spent the weekend trying to save his marriage to estranged wife Rosetta – rode his bicycle up and down the pavement of Malibu Colony Plaza Shopping Center checking for paparazzi. After giving her the thumbs up to signal that the coast was clear, [Sienna] left the car and [kissed him before] going into the store.

Balthazar continued to check for waiting photographers on his bike as Sienna, 26, shopped.

Maybe scoping out the scene from your ten-speed did the trick back in celebrity pioneer times, but this is the 21st century. We have such advances as “the horseless carriage,” “the flying machine,” “the differential analyzer,” and “the telephoto lens.” Balthazar might want to look into that. Also maybe self-respect.

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