The Sisterhood of the Tight-Rolled Pants
Tags: Katie Holmes, stepford wife, Tom Cruise, Tomkat, Xenu
The mystery behind Katie Holmes’ ridiculously baggy tight-rolled jeans has finally been revealed. According to Us Weekly
Katie Holmes hasn’t just been wearing men’s jeans on recent NYC outings – the couple’s stylist confirms that [she is wearing husband Tom] Cruise’s Prps Jeans!
“Prps has adapted the style for women in the new fall collection as the Boyfriend jean,” [says] Kim Dillard, a rep for Prps Jeans. “It’s the new look Katie is going for.”
A reason Holmes has been rolling them up? She’s 5′9″ and Cruise is 5′7″.
You really can’t blame poor Kate. By now she’s been brainwashed to do whatever Tommy Boy tells her to do. Letting herself be impregnated by that really uncomfortable chicken baster, getting her hair cut into a quasi-androgynous bob, wearing the strap-on. So what’s wearing Tom’s pegged jeans? Any day now we can expect Tom to announce the startling news that Katie was born a hermaphrodite. Praise Xenu!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
she did that on PURPOSE?
and, um, howcome we can see her tum? is this the second cumming (see what i did there?)?
no, seriously. please tell me they didn’t get the ol’ petri dish out again, i don’t think i could stand it.
Aug 8th, 2008
Showgrrrl
Am I the only one hoping to jeebus that she has her belly button pierced? And does not have an outty? \
(Not that there’s anything wrong with outties… on say, a child. but on a full grown woman??)
Aug 8th, 2008
Melissa Maples
A reason Holmes has been rolling them up? She’s 5′9″ and Cruise is 5′7″.
That doesn’t make any sense - if Cruise is shorter than Holmes than his pants should also be too short for her, not too long. Us Weekly = idiots.
Aug 9th, 2008
sonya
That confused me for a bit, but I think they meant that if she wore them unrolled, they’d be unintentional highwaters–this way, they’re highwaters on purpose!
Aug 9th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Nasty tramp.
Aug 26th, 2008
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