Aug 12, 2008
S.S. Paz Vega in a Thong Bikini
Tags: bikini, Paz Vega, summer supererogative
When I’m holding out my swimsuit bottoms so I can admire my own genitals in public like Paz Vega here, I usually try to make more of a “surprised” face. Then I like to squint and crane my neck a little closer, fan myself in disbelief before elbowing the person next to me and exclaiming, “Hey, buddy — get a load of that beaver!” Of course, it helps to actually have a semi-aquatic rodent in your drawers. The YMCA staff can’t ask you to leave that way. They have to call animal control first, which buys you a good ten or fifteen minutes before the guys with the tranquilizer guns show up and ruin everybody’s good time.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sprmcandy
Is ‘that’ even legal?
Aug 13th, 2008
bionic bunny
abby, i’d pay good money for a picture of a rodent in your pants, beavers not withstanding.
uh, wait, that still doesn’t sound right.
Aug 14th, 2008
TheEllimist
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who the hell is paz vega?
Aug 18th, 2008
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