Jake Gyllenhaal makes a perfect Prince of Persia, with his eyes of blue and skin as white as the driven snow! (MollyGood)

Golden boy Michael Phelps continues to shatter records in the world’s tightest patriotic pants. (Jezebel)

Scarlett Johansson actually looks hot for a change. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Angelina Jolie steals a movie role from the girdled waist of Tom Cruise! (Holy Moly)

How druuuunk is Pamela Anderson in these pictures? (Hollywood Rag)

Brooke Hogan attempts to teach us a lesson with PhotoShop. The lesson being “nobody gives a shit about Brooke Hogan.” (Websters)

Jessica Simpson upskir– damn. (Ninja Dude)

Looks like Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have a hold of her oral fixation! (Bricks and Stones)

Tori Spelling pulls out. If only her father had, too. (pretty boring)

The mean old paparazzi makes Sienna Miller cry. (Celebitchy)

Shauna Sand pulls off her panties as she steps out of the car. Maybe she keeps her lip liner in her snatch. (the grumpiest)