John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston

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After being “on a break” for more than three weeks, Jennifer Aniston has finally been dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. A source told The Mirror

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Jen [wanted] to set a timetable for their future together [and] wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.

Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken.

Well, if it’s any consolation, John seems to be a little heartbroken himself. Rush and Molloy say

John Mayer [has] been crying his eyes out over his apparent split with Jennifer Aniston. His makeup artist had to use PerriconeMD’s Advanced Eye Area Therapy because the rocker’s eyes were puffy.

There was no official word as to whether they used Always with WingsTM or Tampax PearlTM to wipe away his tears, but either way, you can bet it was super faggy and smelled like panty liners.

Jennifer living the single life at Foxtail in Hollywood August 7th:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. syd

    She must REALLY feel like a loser today.

  2. Zukyia

    I am not surprised because she seems like a major pain in the butt.

  3. apple

    I heard this week that they were getting married
    soo confused!

  4. ollie

    You people are idiots noone knows the real story and besides she doesn’t look to be to heartbroken over it.

  5. bionic bunny

    somebody give ollie a lollipop.

    his make up artist must charge a fortune. i’ve been told for years that preparation H is the best thing for under eye bags. never tried it, but i don’t really care that much!!

  6. Rita Foster

    Jennifer is a self-centered snot who only thinks of herself. Brad begged her to have a baby but she wanted an oscar. Now she wants a baby to show up Brad. I can see why Brad is so happy to bid rid of her.
    Aren’t pay-back a bitch Jen?

  7. zagge

    John do is a liar. you said you dump Jen, but it was her how dumps you. Now you going to ever Paparazzi, and told that you dump her.I hope you not foound a new girl and I never going to lisen to you music any more.
    Grouwn up you are 30 ot 17 and cant stay with girl a longer time,you are so childish. Dont cry any more over Jen, she has going on. you are a looser. stop right now how you dump Jen when is not true Loves you Jen. Soon we gonna stop to see yo

  8. tessa

    What relationship could survive with Jen. The constant scrutiny. The idiot paps not to mention idiots like some people abovbe thinking they have a right to judge Brad and Jens marriage. John was for fun and not marriage and Jen should travel Europe to meet a man either older than her or similar and not some musican punk thats up his own ass. Jen is incredibly strong and she deserves better than Mayer. What a dick he is

  9. Chas Gavidia

    Jennifer Aniston in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
    VIDEO:

    http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=69473746&s=y

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