Quickies: Cut It Out
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The sexy women’s Olympic action recapped in bikini-vision! (Holy Moly)
Uncle Joey was the guy Alanis was singing about in “You Ought to Know.” NOT MAKING THIS UP. (Websters)
I count six chins on Bill O’Reily. (Jossip)
Bigfoot found — and it’s not Paris Hilton! (Wizbang Pop)
Guess which one of the Jonas Brothers will be coming out this month? My money’s on the foppish-looking one with the giant eyebrows. (MollyGood)
Jen is the one who dumped John Mayer — and here’s why! (CelebSmack)
Sienna Miller cameltoe! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to know she’s lost 18 pounds. That would make her a negative four now, right? (Evil Beet)
Cindy Margolis finds the silicone fountain of youth. (DerekHail)
That old lady cook Julia Child was a spy! (Best Week Ever)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stacey
Abby, you didn’t know that already?! Girlfriend, you need to watch more VH1.
Aug 15th, 2008
bionic bunny
i LOVE tony bourdain. everybody leaves the room when he’s own around here, he’s my current cruse.
i’m so f**kin’ easy!!
stace– check your email, you twit!
Aug 15th, 2008
Louis Vuitton
Notice that the Chinese know how to do a stimulus package, while no one in power seems to know how to do a stimulus package here in the US.
Oct 1st, 2009
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