Aug 14, 20087
You Know How I Know That You’re Gay? You’re Zac Efron.
Tags: Gay, teen choice awards, zac efron
You know how I know Zac Efron’s gay? Um, this:
Zac Efron just wants to be one of the girls!
The 20-year-old was so concerned about his hair backstage at the Teen Choice Awards [that] he asked to borrow a curling iron. “He said [it was for girlfriend] Vanessa Hudgens, but it was really for him!” says a source. “He said the humidity was killing his hair and that it was flat.”
Moments later, Zac was seen styling his locks.
Really, the only way this story could be any gayer is if it came with volumes 1 and 2 of “Sweaty Man Love” and a Polyphonic Spree CD.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
All these poor little girls growing up today think that having your boyfriend share the contents of your cosmetic bag is normal. I wouldn’t be surprised if he bleeds into his panties every month.
Aug 14th, 2008
alirg
gee that proves sooooo much. Get a life dumb ass and focus on your own gayness.
Aug 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
ah! always nice to have a fan come visit.
*snort*
Aug 15th, 2008
jvon
Now now, it’s not nice to pick on Zac just because he was born without any testicles.
Aug 17th, 2008
peter
Well he is a complete pretty boy to rival most queens I see in the clubs!
Aug 18th, 2008
AM'Z
Now we know what the BIONIC BUNNY really is, a warthog, snort snort
Oct 4th, 2008
Shaylyn
Wow, thats amazing.
Why do you have to make fun of a celebrity for amusement purposes?
Why don’t you play with some Barbie dolls or something?
I feel really sorry for that kid.
He’s so famous, he even has his own demented fans and hatred sites.
Shaylyn xx
Oct 10th, 2008
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