Amy Winehouse is Kind to Strangers
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Amy Winehouse was out in London last night and, according to the Sun UK, beat up on some lady who was trying to help her stumbling, drunk ass:
The troubled singer was out and about in Camden when a passer-by grabbed her, seemingly concerned for her health.
But Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman – giving her a hard slap and screaming: “Let f***ing go of me, d***head.”
As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a “f***ing bitch”.
Amy Winehouse is doing wonders for British tourism. Why, just the other day I was at the store and overheard two old ladies talking about how they wanted to spend all their retirement savings on a lavish overseas trip where they dump their lifetime’s worth of earnings into the economy of a foreign nation.
Mildred: I think we should go to London and spend lots of money there, Eunice.
Eunice: But Mildred, that’s where that Amy Winehouse lives! My Medicare doesn’t cover stab wounds from used needles and staph infections from the bites of rabid singers!
Mildred: Oh, all right. Let’s just go to Italy like everyone else.
I wonder if Amy Winehouse will have to literally shank a geriatric in a wheelchair and then try to snort one of their eyeballs before someone finally has the sense to send her to prison?
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